I’D LOVE TO BE IN A WESTERN – SARSAPARILLA
Thursday, March 4th, 2010
he'd emerge from the saloon, guns blazing and--oh wait, I guess he'd just stay inside drinking delicious OLD WEST SODA
Archive for the ‘cinema’ Category
I SAW SURROGATES – IT’S ABOUT BRUCE WILLIS
Friday, February 26th, 2010
I'm taking his word for it that the movie is not about surrogate mothers or something else sensible but is, in fact, about Bruce Willis
FIGHT CLUB WAS GREAT – NOBODY TALKS ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
IN THIS EPISODE: movies which everyone is supposed to have seen but which Bryce hasn't seen
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE NEW INDIANA JONES – ALIENS ROCK
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
LATER: he views some near-universally-loved films and finds them trite and distasteful
FANTASIA MADE NO SENSE – SORCERERS ARE MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN THAT
Friday, February 20th, 2009
all that guy ever did was make a butterfly out of colored smoke and kill a broom. I mean come on