Almost Everyone Poops

Jesus Doesn't Poop

According to 2nd-century gnostic theologian Valentinusepistle to Agathapous:

“He was continent, enduring all things. Jesus digested divinity; he ate and drank in a special way, without excreting his solids. He had such a great capacity for continence that the nourishment within him was not corrupted, for he did not experience corruption.”

I just love the world so much.

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