Archive for December, 2009

New Year’s Resolution Generator

December 30th, 2009

New Year's Resolution Generator

Lack the drive to even come up with resolutions, let alone complete them? Try this beautifully-designed resolution generator!

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Dubai

December 30th, 2009

Dubai

Martin Becka took a series of photographs of Dubai with a 150-year-old camera.

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An Obfuscated Christmas

December 24th, 2009

Compile and run this C code for a cheerful holiday message.


#include <stdio.h>
main(t,_,a)
char *a;
{
return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,main(-86,0,a+1)+a)):
1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13?
main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,
"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#\
;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;#\
){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \
iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# \
}'+}##(!!/")
:t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1) :0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1); }

Thanks, researchers at Bell Labs circa 1998!

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Gävle Goat Burned Again

December 23rd, 2009

Gävle goat 2009

My pyromaniacal readers will no doubt be thrilled to hear that the Gävle goat has once again been reduced to cinders.

Gavle city spokeswoman Anna Ostman said someone set fire to the 43-foot-high (13-meter-high) creature around 3 a.m. local time. Only a charred wooden skeleton of the traditional Swedish Christmas symbol remained on Wednesday morning.

“It feels very sad,” Ostman said. “We had really hoped that he would survive Christmas and New Year’s.”

Vandals have burned down the goat 24 times since it was first set up in Gavle in 1966 to mark the holiday season. It has also been smashed several times, run over by a car and had its legs cut off.

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Birds of Britain

December 22nd, 2009

I’m thinking that this would be a good model for our eventual documentary on trolls and trolling.

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The Phantom Menace: A Review

December 22nd, 2009

Happy Day-After-Solstice, everyone. Here’s a 70-minute critique of The Phantom Menace, in 7 parts.

So we’re back to the three guys we know nothing about fighting each other in a scene we have no interest in. Their flawless choreography lacks all humanity and emotion.

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So we’re back to the three guys we know nothing about fighting each other in a scene we have no interest in. Their flawless choreography lacks all humanity and emotion.

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Listening Devices

December 17th, 2009

Crazy Dutch Listening Device

A terrific collection of World Wars-era listening devices.

art+design, cranks, history, science | 1 Comment »

What English Sounds Like

December 15th, 2009

To quote:

An Italian singer wrote this song with gibberish to sound like English. If you’ve ever wondered what other people think Americans sound like, this is it.

No comment on the music, but the imitation’s spot-on. OLL RAIGTH!

language, music, video | 4 Comments »

Octopi Can Use Tools

December 15th, 2009

A new study found that the veined octopus is able to use a coconut shell as a protective shield.

An octopus would dig up the two halves of a coconut shell, then use them as protective shielding when stopping in exposed areas or when resting in sediment.

This, on its own, astonished the team. Then they noticed that the octopuses, after using the coconut shells, would arrange them neatly below the centers of their bodies and “walk” around with the shells — awkwardly.

Horrible as cephalopods are, these little guys running around with their coconut shells are actually kinda cute.

animals, science, video | 3 Comments »

Behemoth

December 14th, 2009

While reading through Borges’ Seven Nights, I came across a reference in his discussion of the Kabbalah in which he mentions that Behemoth is actually plural, meaning “the animals.” Looking this up in the ever-reliable Wiktionary, I learned that

It may be an example of pluralis excellentiae, a Hebrew method of expressing greatness by pluralizing a noun; it thus indicates that Behemoth is the largest and most powerful animal.

Behemoth is so big that it has to be plural. Language is great.

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