Archive for October, 2007
Harry Schwartz Eats The O’Reilly Monkey Thing
October 23rd, 2007
By eating him, I absorbed his power.
Now I’m just writin’ printer drivers all over the place.
The Leaders Of Tomorrow
October 19th, 2007
It would not be unfair to say that these strapping young lads represent 50% of college students today.
Harry Schwartz Eats Samuel Taylor Coleridge
October 19th, 2007
And I had done a hellish thing,
And it would work ‘em woe:
For all averred, I had killed the bird
That made the breeze to blow.
So by his own admittance he had it coming.
My Future Self
October 18th, 2007
In the future, I raise goats and use their dried dung for fuel.
Also: Alzheimer’s.
Phileas Fogg
October 18th, 2007
“Good heavens, Passepartout, I do believe it’s time for a game of whist.”
Harry Schwartz Eats Horseflesh Ice Cream
October 18th, 2007
Harry Schwartz cannot consume all of Japan at once. He needs to nibble sparingly.
Right now he is nibbling ice cream made of horses.