Archive for September, 2007
The Fetish Elephant
September 30th, 2007
The Fetish Elephant is like Japan’s version of the Tooth Fairy.
It doesn’t leave quarters, though.
The von Trapp Children
September 20th, 2007
Julie Andrews is a monster. That bitch stole Captain von Trapp’s heart away from Molly.
Harry Schwartz Drinks That Shit
September 17th, 2007
The word “resplendent” is defined in the 28th second of this video.
N.B.: Harry Schwartz has not yet eaten this man.
Harry Schwartz Eats That Which He Fears Most
September 17th, 2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Dollfie
Harry Schwartz is on a highly moralistic, pre-Freudian diet, and will remain so until he goes to the store later.
